Tommy Boy Candle

Straight from Sandusky, OH, this Callahan Auto Parts-approved candle smells like motor oil, elbow grease, and just a hint of “did you eat paint chips as a kid?” It’s the perfect scent for anyone who’s ever yelled “Tommy want wingy!” or accidentally set their desk on fire with brake pads.
Light it up, and suddenly you’re cruising in the ’67 Plymouth GTX with Richard, windows down, singing “Don’t You Remember You Told Me You Loved Me Baby” at the top of your lungs.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable quotes of “That’s gonna leave a mark!” and spontaneous sales pitches for guaranteed brake pads.